THE 5 STAGES OF THANKSGIVING DINNER

With Thanksgiving just around the corner we’re looking forward to the best part. THE DINNER.

We’ve compiled the stages of Thanksgiving dinner.. from the good to the ugly.

STAGE 1. PRE DINNER EXCITEMENT.

Food is being prepped, the house smells of cinnamon candles, we’re chatting to family we haven’t seen since last Thanksgiving and there’s a Harry Potter marathon on ABC. Bliss.

STAGE 2. WE ARE HANGRY.

We can smell the Turkey. And it’s nowhere near cooked. We’ve ate as much pumpkin dip and devilled eggs as we can stomach.. WE WANT THE TURKEY.

STAGE 3. BLISS.

The food is out. There is silence as everyone is eating the dinner. What could actually be better than this?

STAGE 4.YES I AM STILL SINGLE.

Your family (I’m looking at your Grandma) is quizzing your love life and why you aren’t married. Leave me alone!

STAGE 5. FOOD COMA.

Harry Potter is still on the TV. All that food has made you sleepy…. Until next year!

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